| ....if you know the make of an RV by the tail lights. |
| ....if you pack your fire tub and wood but forget to pack your food |
| ....if you have an Atlas of all the Walmarts and flying J's. |
| ....if your kids say we always eat better when we camp than we do at home. |
| ....if you brag about your length. |
| ....if you could fly for free but you'd rather take the RV at your own expense. |
| ....if when you get your new eyeglasses you buy a spare pair for the RV. |
| ....if you buy new outdoor furniture and put the "old stuff" on your home patio |
| ....if your first instinct is to flush with your foot. |
| ....if you drive your rig to work on Friday to get a head start on the weekend |
| ....if you avoid saying "RV" out loud so your dogs won't get excited. |
| ....if you call in sick on a Thursday to get a head start on a weekend trip |
| ....if you go shopping for a curio and come back with a motorhome |
| ....if your bed is moving, and you aren't in it! |
| ....if you have a doghouse in between the front seats but don't own a dog. |
| ....you know the difference between black water and gray. |
| ....you look for "Height Limit" signs on all canopies and overhangs |
| ....you always buy your toilet paper in the automotive section of Walmart |
| ....all your meals taste better when you are in the RV |
| ....everytime you step inside your coach you want to go somewhere |
| ....the only time your dog gets a walk is when your camping |
| ....while camping you wonder what the "poor" folks are doing. |
| ....the only reading material on your coffee table is a road atlas. |
| ....you wave and say Hi to everyone who passes by. |
| ...."hooking up" doesn't mean meeting up with friends and/or a date. |
| ....you have invented your own "sign language" when backing up! |
| ....you wake up with a smile every morning---not with an alarm |
| ....being level is more important than being level headed. |
| ....you check your travel schedule before you'll commit to anything else. |
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